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Crack Staff

By Corey Really, what was the point? I ask this with no credentials in public relations or business management. Maybe there is something in those schools, maybe there is a class Larry Quinn took that I...

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Run The Offense

by Corey Coaches are ruining my mojo. This is not a quote from Allan Iverson. I am becoming more convinced by the day that the only job of a coach is to make sports less fun to watch. As a spectator I...

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So How Do We Fix This?

by Corey Scotty? Scotty? Uh...? Crap. What would have happened if Captain Kirk shouted down the intercom to Mr. Scott to provide more power, and all Scotty did was calmly explain to the good Captain...

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Alchemy

by Corey courtesy AP A refreshing breeze of abject failure after a hope inducing spurt of production from your local hockey team. Such is the breaks. Does a two game skid on the road spell doom for our...

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Welcome to Excuseville

by Corey Well, now we know what will be said. WECK 1230 AM’s Nicholas Mendola tweeted (or twitted, which I still prefer) this bit ‘o news early on Christmas Eve. Roy has a torn quadriceps tendon. Va...

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What He Didn’t Do

by Corey Terry Pegula will be introduced as the new owner of the Buffalo Sabres tomorrow morning. This post is not about that event. Waxing patriotic is a bit out of style in the thoughtful sense, so...

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Invisible Broadcast Podcast

You might not know this, but our very own Corey Griswold has a little radio show on the radio. We’re very proud of him. Ryan was on it today, so it was almost like a podcast. Except for the fact that...

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‘This is the radio’

Corey is on the radio almost every day, but when I go on his show we have to link to it here and pretend it’s a podcast. So go to the WECK 1230 site and have a listen if you’re interested. Oh, and go...

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Me and The Cub

by Corey My wife and I are expecting our first child sometime in late April and early May. The first thing I said to my wife was that this should be in the second round of the Stanley Cup playoffs. My...

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The Space

Corey Griswold wrote less than 60 posts here, starting at the end of 2009. I can’t imagine the place without him. Since 2007, we’ve had six writers wander through these parts. I’ve been the one...

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Filling the Nest

by Ryan I suppose I should explain this. If you’ve been with us for a while you know the creation myth of the Roost. I tangibly knew Jon who knew Chris, and the three of us started the site on a whim....

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Of Rubrics and Amplifiers

by Corey So Aaron Maybin has laid down a new track with the help of Caddy Da Don of Baltimore fame. I’m going to try and do something potentially ridiculous. I’m going to try and take this seriously as...

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The Eleventh Hour

Veterans Day is not an American holiday. No nationality can claim such a concept. Thank a Veteran. Buy them some Timmy Ho’s, at the very least. The poppies that those descended from the English Empire...

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You’ve Been Reassigned

by Corey While perusing the daily spreadsheets, I noticed this post on TechCrunch via Slashdot: A startup in North Carolina, StatSheet, today is launching a remarkable network of 345 sports sites, one...

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Oh My God I Can Feel My Brain Inside Of My Skull

by Corey courtesy AP Three days of rest and drainage and I believe that I have recovered from a nasty cold that took a grand tour of my respiratory system. During that time the Bills won and the Sabres...

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Checkmate. HA! GET IT?

by Corey Courtesy Getty Images ITS A REFERENCE TO CHESS BECAUSE THE SABRES PLAYED THE KINGS! Oh man! Anyway. Thomas Vanek continues to make plays, and the Sabres win at home over the Kings 4-2. Tim...

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I’m In My Living Room, Actually

by Corey Ryan has already spoke of this, and naturally comes down with a younger, fresher perspective on a growing technology we call by a brand name – Twitter. John Vogl has clearly staked his claim....

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Happy Thanksgiving

by Corey Enjoy the holiday and your family. However, you are undoubtedly being bombarded by holiday mirth. Don’t let all the music and cheer drive you to homicide. Here’s a little subversion by the Sex...

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Open Question: Do The Sabres Suck?

by Corey Just tossing this out there before the Sabres and Leafs get at it tonight. The thought occurred as my wife, my sister, and I were strolling through the mall today (which was perfectly fine – I...

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The Goose’s Roost. In Color.

by Corey Raise your hands if you knew that The Naked Gun series of movies was originally a short lived television show on NBC in 1982. The DVD’s are available now, and it is almost friggin’ Christmas,...

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Patronus

So I’ve been pretty excited by the return of the In Pod Form podcast from Kevin Purdy and Phil Dzikiy. I share a sensibility with them, they are much better writers than I am, and their conversations...

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